January 2011
72 posts
Jan 30th
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The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
Jan 30th
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When you call a girl fat or ugly, it's engraved...
Jan 30th
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Girls with the same face in every picture.
czatrishairineo: .  hahahahahhahahahaha crazy
Jan 29th
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Party Like it's 1999.. I miss the fucking 90s....
louiespalad: tangledup-: margapendragon: If you played with Barbies, Polly Pockets, Beanie Babies, Tamagotchi, Slip N’ Slide, And Satan Furbies, Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman, Collected and traded Pokemon cards, Wrote with Gel Pens, Wore butterfly clips, And Snap...
Jan 28th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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My parents are so much stricter because I'm a...
weirdough: samu-nyan: When my parents/family joke around with my brother/male cousin about a girl they’re like: ‘ooOo! Somebody’s got a girlfriend!’ And when I just mention a guy’s name, even if they’re a friend, everyone’s like:   ‘HUH!? WHO IS THAT!? IS IT YOUR BOYFRIEND!? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BOYFRIENDS!? NO BOYS ALLOWED.’ trufax.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Bill Gates and Steve Jobs(Apple founder) just...
czatrishairineo: jillmanalastas: msforeveralone: discoverfreedom: (via greenlantan)
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That awkward moment when your friend has an...
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Jan 15th
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I hate it when I'm reading a book and the guy is...
wordsfloatoutlikeholograms: And I’m sitting there like Can you be real?  Please?
Jan 15th
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Space Saving Bedrooms
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Jan 12th
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i hate it how the whole class is pretending there...
-counting-stars-: mt-padalecki: fightthafairies: teacher: did i give up any homework? whole class: no we didnt have any homework.. nerd: uhm yes we did guys.. whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt.
Jan 12th
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